There was once a monster called Gooey.
He always wanted to perform in a Jamboree.
Gooey was towering tall.
He was like a mountain fall.
He slithered along leaving a wet trail
as slimy as that of a snail.
The monster thought he was funny.
He tried to make some money.
He attempted to spin in a roller-skate
It was too hard for his weight.
He could not do a split.
For he was too gloopy to stretch out a bit.
With a splat, he was torn into two.
Everyone gave him a Boo!
Braaaah……he broke wind.
It smelled like the food he binned.
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